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Holy Cow Not Today™ Tallow Bug Balm

Holy Cow Not Today™ Tallow Bug Balm

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  • Made With Intention Lasting Hydration
  • Proudly Made in Alberta Premium Grass-Fed Tallow
  • Nature's Balm No Fillers Just Clean Ingredients

Meet your new summer essential. This nourishing tallow-based bug balm is crafted with grass-fed tallow, fractionated coconut oil, and a powerful blend of lemongrass, cedarwood, peppermint, rosemary, geranium, and lemon eucalyptus essential oils.

Glides on smoothly, absorbs beautifully, and leaves skin feeling soft and moisturized without a greasy finish. Made with simple, natural ingredients for camping trips, evening walks, backyard hangs, and all your outdoor adventures.

Note:
This is not a pesticide, drug, or guaranteed protection product. It is a natural, plant-based bug balm that creates an aromatic scent barrier that insects tend to avoid.

Warning:
For ages 6+. For external use only. Avoid eyes and mouth. Discontinue use if irritation occurs. Contains peppermint and lemon eucalyptus essential oils.
  • No Synthetic Fragrance or Essential Oils
  • Proudly Made in Alberta Premium Grass-Fed Tallow
  • Nature's Balm No Fillers Just Clean Ingredients

Ingredients

Grass-Fed Tallow – Highly moisturizing, nutrient-rich skin barrier support.

Fractionated Coconut Oil – A lightweight, non-greasy liquid oil that helps soften and soothe the skin.

Plant-Derived Thickener – A skin-friendly, non-drying fatty alcohol used to give the balm its smooth, solid texture.

Lemongrass Essential Oil – Provides a fresh, uplifting scent and naturally repels bugs.

Lemon Eucalyptus Essential Oil – Widely recognized as a highly effective, plant-based insect deterrent.

Geranium Essential Oil – Offers a pleasant floral note and is traditionally used to ward off ticks and mosquitoes.

Vitamin E – A powerful antioxidant that protects the skin and helps keep the natural oils fresh.

Cedarwood Essential Oil – Adds a warm, woody aroma and acts as a natural insect repellent.

Peppermint Essential Oil – Delivers a cooling, refreshing sensation to the skin and naturally deters pests.

How To Use

How To Use

  • Glide & Apply: Gently swipe the balm directly onto exposed skin—focusing on your legs, ankles, arms, and wrists.
  • Warm & Blend: If needed, use your hands to lightly rub the balm into your skin. Your natural body heat will help it melt in smoothly and absorb quickly.
  • Reapply Regularly: For continuous protection, reapply every 2 hours, or right after swimming, sweating, or towel-drying.

⚠️ Pro-Tips & Safety:

  • A Little Goes a Long Way: Because this is a concentrated, waterless tallow balm, you only need a small amount for full coverage.
  • Where to Avoid: Keep the balm away from your eyes and mouth.
  • Who It’s For: Formulated for adults. Do not use on infants or children under 3 years of age.

Brand Promise

Our Mission

We believe skincare should be simple, clean, and effective. That’s why we use only pure, high-quality ingredients you can trust. No synthetic fragrances and no fillers. We’re committed to honest formulas that nourish, not irritate—because your skin deserves nothing less.

30-Day Money Back Guarantee

If you aren't completely in love with your glow after 30 days, we'll provide a full, stress-free refund.

Priority USA Shipping

All USA orders are shipped via Priority Mail on Mondays and Tuesdays only. This prevents your jars from sitting in hot sorting facilities over the weekend.

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Skin Science 101: Why Tallow Is So Effective

Why Tallow? Because Your Skin Recognizes It.

Tallow is great for your skin because it closely resembles the natural oils your skin produces, making it easily absorbed and very nourishing. It is rich in vitamins A, D, E, and K, and packed with nourishing fatty acids. It supports hydration, barrier repair, and healing, all without the chemicals found in typical skincare.

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FAQ's

What is a tallow outdoor balm?

Our Holy Cow, Not Today balm is a premium, deeply moisturizing skin barrier support designed specifically for your outdoor adventures. We have infused it with a powerful, plant-based blend of essential oils—including Lemongrass, Lemon Eucalyptus, Geranium, Cedarwood, and Peppermint. These natural botanicals create a fresh, uplifting scent that insects traditionally hate, helping you enjoy the outdoors naturally.

How should I apply this balm?

Simply glide the balm directly onto exposed skin, such as your legs, ankles, and arms. For continuous aromatic freshness and hydration, we recommend reapplying every 2 hours, or right after heavy sweating, swimming, or towel-drying.

Is this product safe for children?

Due to the concentrated strength of our natural essential oil blend, this balm is formulated for adult use only. It should not be used on infants or children under 3 years of age. Please ensure it is kept out of reach of children.

How should I store my balm?

To maintain its perfect consistency, store your balm in a cool, dry place away from direct sunlight, and always keep the lid tightly closed. Because our tallow products are completely natural and free from synthetic stabilizers, they can soften if left in hot environments like a sunny car!

What should I do if my skin gets irritated?

While our ingredients are clean and natural, everyone's skin is unique. Avoid contact with your eyes, mouth, or any broken skin. If you experience any redness or irritation, discontinue use immediately.